Welcome. You have foolishly fallen into my trap, and escape is QUITE impossible. I am SO glad that we could have this heart-to-heart, you and I. You are too late, you see. For even at this very moment, my minions of darkness are assembling art and beer at Two Brothers Roundhouse.
On May 3rd, from 7pm until the stroke of midnight, there will be a plethora of vile depictions of villainy on display to corrupt the heavy-air-quotes ’innocent’. You and your little hero friends will have an excellent seat to witness the end… before the acid-breathing alligators get free of their restraints. I may have forgotten to feed them, you see. Ta-TA!
Get away with it? I already HAVE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.